SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 4

The dancers arrived armed and outfitted for an arcade battle, and included Super Mario Bros. Princess Peach, Metroid’s Samus Aran, Street Fighter’s Chun-Li, The Legend of Zelda’s Link and Princess Zelda, and BloodRayne’s Rayne

Google: More People Will Die From Swine Flu If We Cannot Retain Search Data

Homeland Security Trains Scouts To Fight Terrorism

Senate Dumps On Credit Card Interest Cap

Despite complaints that banks and credit card companies are gouging customers by charging outrageous interest rates, the Senate on Wednesday easily turned back an effort to cap interest rates at 15 percent.

Consumer Reports Health: 80% of Medical Bills Have Errors

Pool Rules

Digging up dirt: Facebook spies for hire

Two other Florida prisons zapped visiting kids with stun guns

Supreme Court Hands Medical Marijuana Major Victory

Danger Mouse to release blank CD

Too much cola zaps muscle power

Excessive cola consumption can lead to anything from mild weakness to profound muscle paralysis, doctors are warning.

Have you heard ‘the Hum’?

For decades, hundreds of people worldwide have been plagued by an elusive buzzing noise known as “the Hum”. Some have blamed gas pipes or power lines, others think their ears are faulty. A few even think sinister forces could be at work.

Wal-Mart Pays $2Mil to Duck Black Friday Death Charges

If you can’t trust a Cheerios box…

Top 10 Toilets Screaming High-tech In Luxury

GLOWING ANIMALS: Pictures of Beasts Shining for Science

Selkirk RCMP uses Facebook in order to solve rash of property crimes

Canadian Police bust tagger using facebook

Goths In Hot Weather

Cocaine and LSD found in air of Spanish cities

Moscow‚Äôs subway dogs

All Up In Her Grill

Gold Front Porn!

Ancient Gem-Studded Teeth Show Skill of Early Dentists

The glittering “grills” of some hip-hop stars aren’t exactly unprecedented. Sophisticated dentistry allowed Native Americans to add bling to their teeth as far back as 2,500 years ago, a new study says.

Man sees own wife on adultery porno

A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.

More Sexting News

Nate Phelps – Son of Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist Church – GodHatesFags – Tell All

Snake dies eating pregnant mountain sheep

Face Transplant Surgery

Holy Fuck!

Cat Parasite Affects Everything We Feel and Do

The parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, has been transmitted indirectly from cats to roughly half the people on the planet, and it has been shown to affect human personalities in different ways.

Troops claim ‘supernatural powers’ after pygmy sodomy

Group sex with Rugby team has destroyed my life: woman

Among new allegations aired on Monday, the woman said two men rubbed their penises in her face while other men stood watching and masturbating. Six men had sex with her while another six looked on. There was always someone touching her, she said.

Centuries-old torture instruments for sale

The 252 items include gruesome instruments such as a tongue clamp, a chair covered in spikes and an iron glove that Arlan Ettinger, president of Guernsey’s Auctions, said was used to “burn the flesh of your hand.”

Crazy Frog Bros

Thanks Ana Fernandes

12 Most Bizarre ID Cards and Passport Photos

Tiptoes

Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, …and Gary Oldman as a DWARF! What a piece of shit movie, can’t believe it really existists!

Startup Signs ~ Gang Signs of The Web

Utah wilderness becoming a hot spot for marijuana plantations

Grilled Chicken a Kentucky Fried Chicken Fiasco

NPR was calling KFC “the James Frey of fast food,” referring to the author of a memoir praised by Ms. Winfrey that was later exposed as fiction.

Oprah KFC Coupon Riot!

More Fried Chicken Related News

Swine Flu – Top 10 Panics!

Nude spray-on tan case gets lawmaker’s attention

State Rep. Bruce Borders, R-Jasonville, said he was shocked by a recent case where an adult man who works at a tanning salon applied a spray-on tan on a nude 15-year-old girl

Grove City student suspended over gay porn video

Says film income helped pay tuition

Porn star considers run against family values senator

Explosion destroys dentist’s office

Shit is blowin’ up!

DRAMATIC VIDEO: Exploding Strip Mall

Botswana plans to circumcise nearly half a million

African Calamari

Neighbors concerned about strange van

Provo police are investigating a bizarre incident this week: a van parked in a residential neighborhood with a sign on it, reading: “free candy inside.”

Students protest surveillance of two girls kissing

Calgary stabbers’ spree ‘for fun,’ say police

“It may have been out for kicks,” McCallum said. “It was purely to go out and hunt down victims in one hour. It’s a very unusual offence.We haven’t had that kind of behaviour for quite some time.”

Rihanna Grabbing Some Tits photography

Tons Of Released Drugs Taint US Water – Codeine Found In Delaware River

Thanks Brendan

X-rated star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56

Ivory Snow soap girl & star of ‘Behind The Green Door’

Raquel Welch, Crucified

The SSD Project | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project

Skeleton hands = haute couture?

$24K Silver Skelly Hands

AP Invokes DMCA Against Obama “Hope” Poster Artist

Testing YouTube’s Audio Content ID System

The Pirate Google

Torrent File Search Using Google Custom Search – Scour the Entire Web for Bit Torrent Files

Facebook‚Äôs E-mail Censorship is Legally Dubious, Experts Say

Caught on Camera — The Best of Google Street View

Sharpie Paint Job

‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ Montages Don’t Leave Anybody Out

Boy, 15, testifies he had sex with teacher/godmother

The boy testified that his first sexual encounter with Lopez happened in her car when he was 11 or 12 years old and she was his sixth-grade teacher at Nestor. ‚ÄúShe would, like, fondle me,‚Äù the boy testified. ‚ÄúShe pulled down my pants and asked me if I liked it.‚Äù

The Six Most Expensive Alcohol That Ever Existed

Grandma Smokes a Newport for Her 100th B-Day

Top 5 bizarre x-rays – the five strangest things swallowed by man, woman and animal

Leonard Nimoy: ‘Star Trek’ fans can be scary

Calexico restaurant says griddle has likeness of the Virgin Mary

Somali Pirates seized after threatening French navy ship

Whoops!

Fluorescent puppy is world’s first transgenic dog

Harper’s Magazine Weekly Review 05-05-2009

The Monastery Built on a Volcanic Plug

Mission Impossible: The Code Even the CIA Can’t Crack

The sculpture named Kryptos at CIA headquarters contains a secret message ‚Äî but not even the agency’s brightest can crack its code.

NY TAXI WISDOM

Decorated swine flu surgical masks in Mexico

Thanks Ryan Kitson

12 accidental celebrity deaths ‚Äî and the prescription drugs that caused them

Hipster Grifter in Philly Slammer

Mom Pressures Teen Daughter To Get Implants – MTV True life: i don’t like my small breasts

Banksy and ‘Art Fags’ Attacked

Thanks Empress

Bonsai Kitten

Surgical Mask Fashions

Past SARS Fashions in Surgical Face Masks

Fear of contracting SARS has not stopped some people in Hong Kong from considering the fashion implications of wearing a surgical mask in public.

Face warmer? Surgical mask? A free pattern. – KNITTING

Get Your Stylish Swine Flu Masks Now!

8 Fashionable Picks For Avoiding the Plague Without Sacrificing Taste

Swine Flu Masks

Masks | There‚Äôs Something in the Air

Designer Surgical Masks

New for Spring Flu Season!

Pit bulls, Dobermans, Rottweilers banned from public housing

Couple robbed for fried chicken

“Give Us The Chicken!” Thanks Googs.

10 years later, the real story behind Columbine

Vermont Lawmakers Look To Legalize Teen ‘Sexting’

Crash author JG Ballard, ‘a giant on the world literary scene’, dies aged 78

Researchers use brain interface to post to Twitter

1,500 farmers commit mass suicide in India

Twelve Major Brands That Will Disappear

Good News: Crocs are on the list!

Child rapist cult leader escapes jail in chopper

Shadows Helped Form the ‚ÄúPillars of Creation‚Äù

A Lawyer, Some Teens and a Fight Over ‘Sexting’

NYPD cops charged in rape of drunken woman they escorted home

Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter

Facebook users no longer insulting each other as much – or having as much sex

The teenager auctioning her virginity for ¬£9,000 to fund her education

18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet

Universal to remake ‘Videodrome’

20% of Teen Polish Prostitutes Do It For Brand Name Clothes

Pakistanis Find Success in Fetish Business

Suicide Girl Fight Club

Type Nesting

Doctor: Grudge may have sparked graffiti spree

Rowlow!

Upstate Police Arrest 70-Year-Old Tagger

Thanks Brendan Donnelly

Japan child robot mimicks infant learning

stop calling me a homo

New bizarre animal discovered in Japan

“CAN YOU FUCK IT?”

La Machine – Big Spider in Yokohama

Pussy Foot

Thanks Ryan Kitson

Fish market alien sighting

Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY

As Swine Flu Spreads, Conspiracy Theories of Laboratory Origins Abound

Couple caught having sex in dumpster

Father sought after son, 7, forcibly tattooed

Clare men accused of burning boy’s anus with propane torch charged

Get Your Swine Flu Shot! PSA

From the voluminous shelves of the National Archives, here are vintage Swine Flu PSAs from 1976.

White House Apologizes for NYC Air Force Flyover

Obama’s Handshake of Death

Hitler’s art attracts big sale prices

“A painting by Adolf Hitler sold for almost $15,000 Thursday — more than six times as much as expected.”

Rise Seen in Trafficking of Enhanced Ecstasy

‚ÄúExtreme Ecstasy‚Äù or ‚ÄúMeth X‚Äù

BJW Deathmatch Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito Part. 2

Fluorescent Lighttubes Cross, Fluorescent Lighttubes Tower & Cage Death Match ~ “Hill of Sanctuary”: “Black Angel” Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito

Michael Jackson Auction: My Favorite Items – a set on Flickr

INSANE!!!

Sonny Chiba – Bromide idol days

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Somali Pirates

26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old

Sea Serpent in Nantucket 1937

Thunderbird Junior 50′s Mini-Cars

John Taylor Gatto – State Controlled Consciousness

The Ethical Slut Returns

“Into threesomes? Foursomes? Moresomes? The co-author of a cult classic about open relationships talks sex communes, romantic one-night stands, and offering chicken soup to lovers.”

60′s Retro Drink Aid

Golden arches topple, crush Naperville couple

Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour… to find a FIR TREE inside his lung

Eight Druggiest Rock Star Stories

Phil Spector convicted of second-degree murder

Brooklyn Man Bites Tip Off Own Penis

I breastfeed my dad

Trying desperately to measure up

“Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.”

“Daggering” Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks

“Signs of a fractured penis include a loud popping noise, followed by excruciating pain, swelling, and sometimes blood.” Thanks Erik.

How to Be Goth – wikiHow

Thanks Espo

Weekly Review Harper’s Magazine 4-14-09

Firefighters Say Teens Using Axe Body Spray As Flamethrower

Body spray is finally good for something. Thanks James.

Monkey Knievel

Get OUTSIDE of your body~!

“The pineal gland is occasionally associated with the sixth chakra (also called Ajna or the third eye chakra in yoga). It is believed by some to be a dormant organ that can be awakened to enable “telepathic” communication.”

I Ate My Baby’s Placenta!

Thanks Vinnie

Grindhouseland Salutes‚Ä¶ Vincent Price

Marijuana Lobbyist’s Testimony to Congress

Maya Prophecy, Long Count Calendars & Possible Cosmic Catastrophe for 21-12-2012

Brain Researchers Open Door to Editing Memory

FEMA concentration camps debunked

Was the Tunguska Fireball a Comet Chemical Bomb?

Flint, Michigan: Government Considering Abandoning Parts of City, Cutting Off Police and Fire Service

‚ÄúGraffiti‚Äù to be legalized in Brazil?

Graffiti judged low priority in S.F.

IRAQ DEATHS on Twitter

Mexican president: US authorities ‚Äòcomplicit‚Äô in drug trafficking

Sabotage suspected in widespread phone outage in Santa Cruz and Santa Clara counties

Report: Spies hacked into U.S. electricity grid

ACLU Sues Prosecutor Over ‘Sexting’ Child Porn Charges

Iraqi Gays Sentenced to Death for Their Sexuality Face Execution

Pentagon preps for economic warfare

Could Pirates Become an Army for the Stateless?

The Hand In Space! – My god, it’s full of stars

Woman with ‚Äòa phantom third arm‚Äô

“A stroke victim has developed a phantom third arm which she uses ‘just like a real-life limb’.”

Attack of the Card Skimmers: It’s Happening Right Here, Right Now

Somali Pirates Hijack Ship With 20 Americans On Board

‘Straight Edge’ Coke cop says oral sex to blame for dirty test, but judge not buying it

“The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” Thanks Staycey

Poledancefan – Middle aged father works the pole

“My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids” Thanks Vinny.

Chia Obama Dropped By Walgreens Amidst Cries of Racism

“Since when is an Afro racist?”

Dungeons & Dragons co-founder has passed away

Did Obama bow to Saudi king?

‚ÄúSuch an act is a traditional obeisance befitting a king’s subjects, not his peer. There is no precedent for U.S. presidents bowing to Saudi or any other royals,‚Äù said the conservative Washington Times.

Taxidermy Mouse Mouse!

Pentagon blows up pigs in bombproof armor

Monster Motorcycle Helmets

The Deadliest Vespa

50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed

Birthing Simulator

Mum bathes baby in breast milk

Weird lookin’ dude chugging Mountain Dew

The Public Hanging of a Circus Elephant

Teeth Chiseling

Bob Ross The Joy of Painting video channel

Best Voice Ever!

ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There’s More…

Needle removed from ass – after 31 years

The Amazing Story of the Man With Two Penises [nsfw]

Midget Shower Fight

Build Your Own Multitouch Surface Computer

P-Mate: Allowing women to pee freely just like a man

6 Massive Old School Printers (& How They Were Advertised)

Bulletproof Fashions

Buddhist monk completes seven-year run

“A few have done it twice; many more have not lived to finish. Traditionally, any monk, or gyoja, who can’t continue to the end must take his own live, either by hanging or disembowelment.”

The neuropsychology of zombies

The Top Seven Awesome Things You Didn’t Know About Steve McQueen

Police Doughnuts

Watch a Google Street View Car Hit a Bridge – Google Maps

Saved from swimming in circles: Allison the one-finned turtle gets a new prosthetic

Talking Heads – Once In A Lifetime – By Kermit the Frog

Top 10 Bizarre But True Drugs And Their Effects

10 Recent Scientifically Solved Mysteries

Lady chimps will mate for meat

Saharan Rolling Spider

Volcano Lightning

5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley

Obama Fried Chicken

Kennedy, you’ve been replaced! Thanks Haley.

“Roadhouse” Blind Guitarist, Jeff Healey, Dies

Awesome Medieval Suits of Armor

My Vagina Pillow Rocks Her Lace Bush

For Serious Riders Only

Child Predator Hands

“Dancing With The Stars” Boner

Drunk teacher accused of forcing students to dance and “grind”

Showing off my long hair

Flaming Garbage Cans In Hip Hop Videos

A PERV caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum ‚Äî told cops he was DEPRESSED.

1972 Halloween Catalog

Cake Wrecks

When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.

A Bristol secondary school has tried out a new style of sex education by letting teenage pupils examine a line-up of naked men.

FOOD FACE DINNER PLATE

Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists‚Äô fear

Levi’s¬Æ √ó Damien Hirst “The Spin Jeans”

Only ¬•2,625,000 JPY (approximately $27,000 USD).

Drugs glow green under torch beam

“An ultraviolet torch which shows certain drugs as glowing green is being used to catch cocaine-using clubbers.”

Angry customer blasts McDonald’s drive-through

“A McDonald’s drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said. ”

Teen accused of burning man who let underage drinkers party at his home

“A middle-age man charged with supplying alcohol to teens at his house suffered a severe groin burn when one teen lit the man‚Äôs pants on fire after he passed out, police said”

Study: Housing Homeless Drunks And Letting Them Drink Saves Millions

Pet dogs and cats a good way to break a leg, government says

An inmate alleges two deputies got another prisoner to put his penis on a bologna sandwich which he ate

“As soon as he had finished eating the sandwich Deputy Cantwell taunted him, and took out his cell phone on which he displayed a photo of another inmate in the jail with his penis on the bologna sandwhich,”

Lawmakers Target Elderly Porn

“Pervs preying on the elderly or disabled could soon face harsh new penalties under a first-of-its-kind proposed law that would punish sicko peddlers of geriatric and handicapped porn the same as child pornographers.”

Australian Pimp Paid Teen Prostitute With Chicken Nuggets

Thanks Petey

“Smoking Smarties” Has Parents Fuming

Candy Hits

Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it

Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal

Was Madonna Involved in a Videotaped Human Sacrifice?

Video Games Kill! Here’s Proof…

‘Healthy’ man, 25, collapses and dies playing Wii Fit game

Drunk ShamWow Guy Smacks Up A Hoe

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

“EX-Masturbator” Shirt from Passion for Christ Movement

“Yeah we said it‚Ä¶.Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It’s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?”

Swiss banks ban top executive travel

“Switzerland‚Äôs private banks have started to ban their top executives from travelling abroad, even to neighbouring France and Germany, because of fears they will be detained as part of a global crackdown on bank secrecy.”

Female teacher on trial after she was caught performing oral sex on a male student in her classroom claims that it was the fault of medication she was taking

“Were you ever on your knees in front of the victim?”

Cape-wearing man arrested after reportedly robbing adult store

Porn Censors Target Nude Renaissance Art

Sarasota man arrested for 71st time

Toss My Salad, Snoopy!

“Douchebags” Lawsuit Dismissed

Orange Guidos with lawyers

Now Home Office drugs adviser wants to downgrade LSD from A to B

England

Police raid home of Fox News employee, charge him with possession of child porn

Calvin and Hobbes strip from 15 years ago describes the current economic climate

The Luckiest or Unluckiest Man in the World? Tsutomu Yamaguchi, double A-bomb victim

Survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Spanish police seize 42-piece dinner set… made entirely of cocaine!

Victorian Flea Circuses: A Lost Art Form

Movie Trivia: The Goonies

Miniatur Wunderland Hamburg: the largest model railway in the world

Google Street View forced to remove images

Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?

“In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness.”

KFC’s proposal: First pot pies, now potholes

KFC wants to help patch the nation’s potholes, then brand them.

Romania weighs decriminalizing consensual incest

A Step Forward

Flammable Water Due To Natural Gas Leak In Colorado Home

The Economics of Star Trek

In the Star Trek universe, there is no money.

Crackle

Another Streamin’ Movie Site

Hollywood‚Äôs Scariest Haunted Houses

Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners as gruesome video appears on internet

Ass-Tastic!

Jersey girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics

TRENTON, N.J. ‚Äì A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com ‚Äî charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.

Flickr: billoney’s Photostream

Freedom For Kidnapped 3M Boss

“Workers at a factory in the French town of Pithiviers have finally released Luc Rousselet, a French manager for American firm 3M who was held in his office for more than a day after being locked in by employees who were angry about layoffs.”

Ethiopia hit by Coca-Cola drought

Thanks Rafael Lett

CLIFF BURTON INTERVIEW. METALLICA.

RIP

Blossom Dearie‚Äôs ‚ÄúConjunction Junction‚Äù Romance?

Did the woman who sang “Unpack Your Adjectives” ever get together with the guy who sang “I’m Just a Bill”?

60-foot penis painted on roof

Thanks Espo

Inside the mind of Azel

DJ Tameil – Shotgun Buck (Duck Hunt Edit)

Children of cousins ‘have greater risk of catching infectious disease’

Farting Student Kicked Off School Bus

‘Star Wars’ Laser Kills Mosquitoes

Old-ass Charles Manson

Albino Tiger Head Found In Car

$400 Dog Shit

Blood-curdling sausage recipe by air force chefs

“TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.”

The Obama Administration, Your Information, and You

“The Obama administration, while progressive in some areas, still appears to be on the same page as the Bush administration regarding warrentless surveillance.”

The Obama Deception

“The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people.”

Deathbed Boo-Boo

” A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn‚Äôt die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge.

Wack is Back! Increased Use of PCP Worries Authorities in D.C

“As PCP Use Rebounds Among Suspects, D.C. Authorities Worry About Violent Incidents” Thanks ESPO

Burger Grease Art

A 55 year old lady trying to win a booty shaking contest

Sewing machine signed by Metallica

Mormons & The Illuminati (1 of 4)

Virginity rates among students by major

Electronic Road Signs: Newest Hacked Road Sign Warns Of New York’s Imminent Demise

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans

Colonel Sanders pulled from river after 24 years

Woman shot by arrow on NYC street, is recovering

German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves

“A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.”

Go-go dancer duped with fake $100 bills

Horse bites off Indonesian man’s testicle, spits it out

Pirates of Somalia – The Big Picture

Cocaine found in store’s peppers

Queens!

Penile Extenders Actually Might Work, Doctors Say

U.S. teens were hit men for Mexican cartel

“Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.”

Police put purported pothead in pokey, pinched placing potted pot on porch perch

VA$HTIE ¬ª party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL – loft party for A-RON THE DON‚ÄôS BORNDAY!

Recession Special!

More Party Photos

Can We unClick Google?

“A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”

Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant

PLEASE DON’T RIOT…IT’S JUST WHAT ‘THEY’ WANT

“Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”

Grass-Mud Horse

‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘

Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend

Thanks J.Scott

Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch

ARTIST NOW IN ROGUE GALLERY

“A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.

Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care

Thanks EMone

The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10

Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.

The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009

Who styled Donald?!

Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station

Know Your Meme: Boxxy

Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery

Mo’ Albino Dolphin!

Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation

‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run

Eatin’?

It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion

How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?

Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers

Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs

Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?

CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes

Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy

“Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”

The slow death of handwriting

How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?

War on drug cartels: Mexico under siege

A New Civil War?

U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations

UPDATE: FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN UNITED STATES!

Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To ‚ÄúCarbon Footprint‚Äù Of Filtering Systems

Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered

Legalize marijuana

“A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”

Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children

SMOKING GUN PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE: Part 2

‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave

Cost of locking up Americans too high

“One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”

‘This is off-the-charts weird’

“He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”

Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery

Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call

“And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”

Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera

In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise

Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption

Pink dolphin appears in US lake

Albino Dolphin!

Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive

“Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”

Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture

“…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”

David Lynch on Product Placement

IggyPop advert

Thanks Vinnie

Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp

The science of selling out

“Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”

Turning pregnant bumps into art

Thanks David Canning

Kitten in Bong!

Thanks EMone

Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man

“A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!

The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever

Water Balloon Poppin’!

Ectoplasmic Acoustics

‚ÄòHipstavore‚Äô

LEGO has the Coolest business card ever

$28 Million Chair

typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp

Obama Gay Scandal!

Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish

bombombombomwooooo

Failure sound from The Price Is Right

Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together

YAY!

90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway

Meet the Republican Rapper

Kanye Gay BeeJay

Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself

A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.

And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…

Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar

Ugly Bat Boy: One ugly cat

Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries

Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe

Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?

NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game

‘Rapelay’

Boston Graffiti Wars

Thanks Mariondream81!

aNYthing is back! screensaver

Thanks Bjernie!

Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman

Anyone else see her horns?

Wu-Tang Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992

The Original Human TETRIS Performance

Tetris A Theme on Glass Bottles

Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China

Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!

Obama Sushi

Shit happens

Lily Allen Gets Fingered

Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’

A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire

Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent

Nunsploitation!

Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS

The Third Eye Video Camera

The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.

Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!

Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution

The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)

Vicodin Earrings

Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution

Thanks Googs!

Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis

Thanks Ramon!

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The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Nina Hagen and Don Rickles

Thanks Bjarni Einarsson

A Sociologist‚Äôs Look at Graffiti

ESPOoooooooooooo!

Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)

Thanks EMone MTV

The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession

Thanks Billoney!

PAINT MISBEHAVIN’ AS VANDALS HIT CENTRAL PARK

Bullet Proof Weave Womans’s Weave Stops Bullet Saves Her Life In Kansas!

The Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”

“Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)

U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash

Hitler had shocking table manners, gorged on cake and suffered flatulence, reveals never-before-seen profile

Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash

You’ve been knickered, son

A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women‚Äôs lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.

Geronimo‚Äôs Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull

‚ÄúArk‚Äôeting‚Äù the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview

Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves

A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves

S E M E N C L A W

W T F

The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.

Mmmmm…Swine!

The Racial Slur Database

Iraqi Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed

Thanks Petey!

Heavy Metal Laundry Tips

The Magic (Indoor) Tree House

French fighter planes grounded by computer virus

NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks

Do-It-Yourself Vagina

Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum

I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs

38KKK breasts!

Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans

Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived

Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina

Man caught with pigeons in his trousers

‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’

The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!

2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures

A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle

Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand

The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)

US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War

Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’

China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?

Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?

York City property owner has message for crack dealers

“Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”

Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers

Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers

Dumb Lip Tattoos

Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested

Little Island

Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!

Smoking Toddler

Squid cake

Lucky in Love ‘The Price Is Right’ Hand Embroidery

What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved

Best Tattoo EVER

Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor

Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here

World’s youngest sex-change operation

Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry

Zombies Ahead!

Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm

Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports

Flooded Mcdonald‚Äôs

Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion

Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold

Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas

Top Ten Female Streakers

Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]

The Fix Is In – Trading Cards

Bart Simpson is a Scientologist

Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps

Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player

Drug Money Saving Banks

The United Nations’ crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis

Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder

Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan

Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob

Brit Jew marries dolphin

Rectal Foreign Bodies

HIVE OF AFGHAN ADDICTS

GRAND PUBA/BRAND NUBIANS: THE REMIXES

Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube

Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda

Hail King Obama: President for life

The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force

Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists

Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version

Thanks Naw!

Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com

Pimp My Altar

Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered

Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?

Placenta Recipes

“Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”

Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)

Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features

Downs Syndrome Dolls Again

Black Devil Doll – Movie

Chocolate Bunnies Meltin’!

Stereo Titties

Bevis’ Sis

Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables

Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.

Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish

Thnx Heather!

Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song

Snow Prints

Tennis For Two – The second ever computer game

1958 oscilloscope game!

eBay – A History of Unusual Items

Sneeze Porn!

Gesundheit!

10 Porn Stars Who Twitter

The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.

The Chippendiddys

Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!

Orgasmic Birth Movie Trailer

LSD: The Dream Emulator

1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan

TurbanMan

Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes

Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation

Thanks Googs

A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes

Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed

CFNM

Walk-By Bukkake

NSFW

1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency

Home of the Slug Love

Hardcore Banana Slug Sex!

Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours

A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment ‚Äî patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.

Make your own lock picks – Part 1

What A Nigerian Facebook Scam Looks Like

Pope warns against too much Facebook

3D porn to revolutionise industry

Gold tooth missing after crutch attack

Abandoned Mike Tyson mansion in Ohio

The Shur Shot

Douche/enema nozzle that connects to yer shower

Vintage French Fucking Machines

Bikini Body Builder vs. Rubik’s Cube

Banking with Beanies

Finding parallels to the current financial meltdown in previous bubbles, from Holland’s Tulipomania to the Beanie Baby bubble

Disney Rejection Letter, 1938

Bolivia – The Train Graveyard

Wood Furniture, Wood House, Everything Wood

It’s all wood.

The Cave House

$1,950,000

Weird Deformed Animals

Signs of the Endtimes

Chick Cartoon Tracts

Latest Trend: Myspace Address Tattoos!

Police seize ‘Obama’ brand heroin

“The Smoking Gun Web site, which headlined the story “The Audacity of Dope,” pointed out that drug dealers are fond of brands and frequently misappropriate names for them. Over the years, police have seized bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy and even cocaine branded as Teletubbies, a TV show aimed at toddlers.”

Inside Programmable Road Signs

Web Browsers | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project

Government Computer News Pans Printer Dots

For those of you who don’t know, modern printers print a secret tracking code on all yer printouts.

Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers

Top 6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries

Guards plead not guilty in ‘nightmare’ Rikers beatings

“Three correction officers created a sadistic secret society on a Rikers Island cellblock, ordering prisoners to extort and beat other inmates, prosecutors charged Thursday.”

Kate Moss gets ¬£30,000 Andre graffiti from boyfriend rocker Jamie Hince

AGUA – Work On Paper, Wreck Center, Endorsements

How the Computer gets the answer…

Interactive Installation – Doubles

World Superhero Registry

REAL Heroes

Bird Diapers

Nerd – Wikipedia

The first documented appearance of the word “nerd” is as the name of a creature in Dr. Seuss’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950)

Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan

Payment Processor Breach May Be Largest Ever

A data breach last year at Princeton, N.J., payment processor Heartland Payment Systems may have compromised tens of millions of credit and debit card transactions, the company said today.

30-pound marijuana brick delivered to wrong address by UPS

Abandoned Amusement Parks in Asia

List of defunct amusement parks

Artificial Virginity Hymen

The best response ever on People’s Court

Henchman’s Helper

Kenny Rogers¬† lookalike

Sprite Stitch – A video game inspired cross stitch weblog

Mike Tysons Punch-Out Scarf – DIY

Awesome!

Miss World finalist has hands and feet amputated

Skitch Hitchcock and Salt Creek Beach Crew Old School Skateboarding

“That Dogtown stuff is all well and good, but skitch Hitchcock and friends know that OC‚Äôs own Salt Creek Beach crew has left its own mark on the skateboarding world”

Why Nuclear Weapons Are (Still) Bad for the Planet

True Art Crime Heist: Case of the Stolen Rembrandt

Knitters turn to graffiti artists with ‘yarnbombing’

Graffiti artists have added a new tool their traditional aerosol cans ‚Äì knitting needles and a ball of wool.

Dad’s grow-op busted after baby dials 9-1-1

Sex offender wins $500,000 Alaska lottery

An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender.

Adolf Hitler, Sisters Taken from Parents’ Home

The Gangster Archives

Mostly graffiti related stuff from the very early Teen Angel’s magazines, with other items of interest thrown in.

Third Eye Camera Skull Pinhole Camera Art

The Don Martin Dictionary

“FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM” – A Seashell

7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm

Why is Marijuana Illegal?

Google Trends Subversion: ‚úà ‚ñå‚ñå

Velvet Underground – 1969 press kit

Gaza Rockets – Cookin’ Show

How to Be a Skater Girl

Remember in the old days when you hadda figure things out for yerself, not just Google ‘em?!

Amature Obama Portraits

Creepy Leadbelly Morph Video

I live out my sexual fantasy as an online escort

Whorin’ in Second Life

What’s Inside Obama’s iPod?

Growing Up Star Wars: 1977-1985 Pool

Flikr photoset of how Star Wars influenced/damaged many young lives.

Top 11 compounds in US drinking water

The latest thing to get scared shitless about.

How America Lost the War on Drugs

Chicken McNugget, Step One [PIC]

Mmmmm…soft serve mechanically separated chicken. Thanks Krissy.

Islamic militants ridicule death of Bush cat

Cars: Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile

Casu marzu – Delicious Maggot Cheese!

Zimbabwe introduces $50 billion note

A Billi A Billi A Billi

Top 5 Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time

Smokin’ Presidents

US veterans sue CIA for alleged drug and mind control experiments

“Rochelle said he was given just one breath of a chemical in aerosol form that kept him drugged for two and a half days, struggling with visions. He said he saw animals coming out of the walls and his freckles moving like bugs under his skin. At one point, he tried to cut the freckles out with a razor.”

Mutant NYC Bed Bugs Impervious to Toxic Attack

Will inauguration have enough port-a-potties?

“This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” he said.

Punk And The Swastika

YouTube – „Éê„Ç´„É≠„Éú„ÄÄ„Ç≠„É≥„Éà„É¨„ÉºZ

This shit is weird!

Vintage Smoke Helmets / Gas Masks

Wild lookin’!

Skateboard Truck Table

A Gallery of Medical Marijuana – Slideshows – CNBC

BLACK FLAG My War test press LP w/ Raymond Pettibon art – eBay

I’ve only got it with the poster and press kit.

What’s It Going to Take to Lock Up Drug Company Execs?

A recent article in the New England Journal of Medicine reveals the shocking extent of how corrupt drug companies are.

Delusional Downtown Divas

Flintstones Bedrock City of Custer, SD

Cut-Rate Flintstones Theme Park

US porn industry seeks multi-billion dollar bailout

Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.

The Art of the Prank : David Cerny: Detente Czech Style

Art Pranks, Culture Jamming and Reality Hacking, Pranksters

Adobe home found under Marin hippie commune

There were two renowned drug busts in 1969. In one of them, narcotics agents demanded to know who owned all the pot they found. McCoy responded famously, “It belongs to God. I just smoke it.”

AlJazeera’s Version of Amerikkka

Blowjob X-Ray‚Äôs

N.O.R.E. Goes Vegan

Thanks Petey

Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it

On death row for killin’ his wife ‘n daughter ‘n rippin’ their hearts out. “Thomas told police how he put his victims’ hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.”

‘I tripped and fell … honest’

SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.

Elderly Woman’s Shoes Grow Into Her Feet

Is this new bio-tech?

Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant

Thanks Ramon!